Tuesday, December 18, 2007

I'm shocked. Shocked and...oh who the eff am I kidding?

What's with the Spears-females ovaries? Or, more appropriately, uteri (plural of uterus?) Is there a birth control pill shortage in wherever the hell they are getting sperminated? Latex allergies? We know that ain't true for the bald one...
WTF is wrong with them?

And on a different note...enough with the gay porn ads on PerezHilton.com. I get it. You're gay. Congratulations. I'm over the gay porn. And straight porn for that matter.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

It is quite possibly the best marketing set-up I have EVER seen. Assuming that only 1/10 of the population is gay, an average website can advertise gay porn and only interest up to 1/10 of their readership. This is a highly inefficient marketing strategy to say the least. Sure, they can go to things like musical theater websites, but that only attracts a certain segment of the gay population.

Enter Perez Hilton... I think even I turned gay for about 5 minutes when faced with the specter of a pregnant, hormonally (more than usual) unbalanced Spears. What man wouldn't, at least temporarily, be turned off of women by this concept?

Ah, capitalism.

Anonymous said...

i like the ads